Away with the… Fairies

This wee group of winged folk have dedicated themselves to mastering the unfocused stare. With a lifetime of carefully-honed technique behind them, they have acquired the ability to enter a meditative state so deep and intense, they can be present in the physical world while remaining steadfast in a dream-like state. Don’t expect these fairies to move much. At all. I mean, they make the Queen’s Guard look like amateurs.