Glitter Fairies on Seesaw

After years of waiting, the Fairy Council have finally crunched the numbers and syphoned some of their budget out of their Environmental Cleanup fund and into Parks & Leisure Equipment. That’s right folks – the wee winged ones finally have a new seesaw! Albeit it’s a log balancing precariously atop of a toadstool – goodness knows how long it’ll take before someone breaks a leg – but the snail seems to be enjoying the adventure so let’s not worry too much about health and safety! (Otherwise we’ll have the Candyfloss Committee out here writing reports and recommendations, then before you know it everything will be covered in foam safety mats – including the fairies themselves!)