Assorted Wooden Garden Signs

No one likes having an unwanted visitor poking around the property. While these signs may not be as powerful a deterrent as a barking dog or strategically placed CCTV cameras, at least nosy parkers can’t claim they weren’t warned about the fate that might befall them if they step foot where they’re not wanted! (This doesn’t apply to goblins, who think they can go wherever the heck they please, regardless of the wishes of others, and are probably not smart enough to read signs anyway.)

Pro tip: They also make great gifts!