Novelty Plant Pot Witches Legs

Now for a slightly different twist on that good old fairy garden magic… Witches legs! If you’d like to create a new talking point for the next time visitors come to visit, you really can’t go wrong with a pair of witch legs sticking out of a pot plant. And if you’re clever enough to build a good background story, you can use it as the perfect fill-in for any awkward silences that may take place!

Please note: No actual witches were harmed in the making of these witch legs. They’re not actually real… Oh. Wait. Hang on. I’ve just been informed that they may in fact be real witch legs. Okay. Well. That’s fine. I’m sure they were acquired in a manner that caused no harm to… Oh. Wait. I’ve just been informed…

You know what? Let’s not worry about semantics and stuff.