Suspicious Gnomes – 6cm

Ah yes, the gnomes. Allegedly helpful. Suspiciously busy. These 6cm resin gnomes come in four distinct varieties, each more untrustworthy than the last:

• One holds a cheerful “Welcome” sign (possibly lying).
• Another holds two items: a “Welcome” sign and a mallet (mixed messages, buddy).
• One has dozed off clutching a toadstool like it’s the last baguette in the apocalypse.
• And the final gnome is silently shushing you while gripping a hammer like he knows where the bodies are buried.

Add them to your garden for a touch of rustic charm and a faint sense that something is being very quietly plotted.