Tree Wise Men (2 styles)

These tree wise men get their name because they’re tree men, and they’re also very wise.

Or at least, they look like they’re wise.

Eh, I can’t actually guarantee that one, as I’ve been trying to get them to share their words of wisdom all day. So far all they’ve done is just stare at me in slack-jawed silence. (Kinda like the neighbours were doing when they saw me sitting on the front deck, trying to have a conversation with a couple of fairy figurines.)

Hey, here’s an idea, how about you buy one of these tree fellas and see if you can get him to share his wisdom? Let me know if you have any luck! At the very least, he’ll look really good on a shelf amidst a few well-chosen houseplants and a wee stack of Raymond E. Feist books.